Deep thoughts

"boredalways" (boredalway666) 01/25/2019 at 10:55 • Filed to: Deep Thoughts, shitpost, Rick and Morty, Mr. Meeseeks

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I think Oppo needs its own Meeseeks Box. As you know, Mr. Meeseeks will help you with an issue, resolve it, then Peace Out.

Of course, you need to keep these requests simple enough that Mr. Meeseeks can resolve your issue in a reasonable amount of time (looking at you, Jerry Smith!)

I think my request would be simple enough: tell him I want another car and ask him to look at my current situation, and layout a foolproof plan to achieve what I want. Worse case scenario, Mr. Meeseeks would only be around for 4 hours or less.

But for now, we only have a card game (I wish there was a mobile version) and the cool DIY projects.

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What would ask Mr. Meeseeks?

The Ghost of Oppo > boredalways 01/25/2019 at 11:00

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Jaxwagen: Hey Mr Meeseeks can you help me fix my Mk4?

Mr. Meeseeks: CANNN DO!

[6 weeks later]

Mr Meeseeks: I’ve changed the O2 sensor and coil packs 4 times ! Existence is pain Jaxwagen! !

nermal > The Ghost of Oppo 01/25/2019 at 11:03

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How many window regulators broke in that time frame? 

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > boredalways 01/25/2019 at 11:06

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It would probably be astheticsinm otion. Push the button and red Miata with a welder sticking out of the back will drift around the corner to assist you with your automotive needs.

For real though, everyone on here has been very helpful with my automotive issues 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > boredalways 01/25/2019 at 11:08

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i could use a mr meeseeks to fix me management problem

murdering them all meself isnt legal for some reason

Maxima Speed > boredalways 01/25/2019 at 11:14

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Meseeks: “ Hi! I’m mr. meeseks!”

Me: “I want you to make my Camry fun and engaging to drive”.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > boredalways 01/25/2019 at 11:25

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Hey, Mr.Meeseeeks, can you help me figure out a way to bond this Ford transmission shaft stub to a yoke for my amphibious car project?

The Ghost of Oppo > nermal 01/25/2019 at 11:30

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All of them, even on the stationary rear windows

boredalways > Maxima Speed 01/25/2019 at 12:07

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Mr. Meeseeks: Oooo, you betcha...

All done!

boredalways > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/25/2019 at 12:09

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GODD AMNYOU, JERRY SMITH!!!

Urambo Tauro > boredalways 01/25/2019 at 12:12

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Better ask for something simple, like shaving a tenth off of your best lap time.

boredalways > Urambo Tauro 01/25/2019 at 12:15

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THAT’S THE SAME A JERRY SMITH ASKING TO TAKE 2 STROKES OFF HIS GOLF GAME!!!

...those Meeseeks WILL KILL YOU!

Urambo Tauro > boredalways 01/25/2019 at 12:21

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Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Urambo Tauro 01/25/2019 at 23:39

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Buy a faster car.

Peace out.